NEWSPAPERS

some of my habits are incorporated on me by my parents.....
the day when i spoke my first word "mamma",i saw my dad throwing away something from sofa and picking me up.... (of course coz of happiness and not to throw me away)....
i cudnt understand what he threw ..that was large almost of my size...
after few years i started calling it NEWSPAPER....
i have been reading it since then...
nowadays the articles in it are very funny ...
yes funnier than many of the cartoons..


now almost every NEWSPAPER speaks about global warming. they say it is because of pollution,deforestation etc.i.e because of humans...
i thought yes we should reduce pollution, start planting plants to reduce global warming...
some days back the same NEWSPAPER told me that some scientist has proved that global warming is not because of humans but coz of natural phenomenon.one cant do anything to reduce it.
now when i feel hot i say "kalyug hai" while some months i used to say "jaise karni waise bharni"...

before this summer began all NEWSPAPERS started speaking about how much water one must consume.it said one must drink many glass of water to remain fresh and to avoid dehydration.
now yesterday i read an article in same NEWSPAPER stating that drinking lots of water dissolves some essential nutrients of the body hence making body weak.
well here NEWSPAPER spoke about making a body feel fresh and weak at the same time by same element (water)

and there are many......

i now blame NEWSPAPER for my state of mind .......................
tat is ....
CONFUSED...