Friday, April 11, 2008

NEWSPAPERS

some of my habits are incorporated on me by my parents.....
the day when i spoke my first word "mamma",i saw my dad throwing away something from sofa and picking me up.... (of course coz of happiness and not to throw me away)....
i cudnt understand what he threw ..that was large almost of my size...
after few years i started calling it NEWSPAPER....
i have been reading it since then...
nowadays the articles in it are very funny ...
yes funnier than many of the cartoons..


now almost every NEWSPAPER speaks about global warming. they say it is because of pollution,deforestation etc.i.e because of humans...
i thought yes we should reduce pollution, start planting plants to reduce global warming...
some days back the same NEWSPAPER told me that some scientist has proved that global warming is not because of humans but coz of natural phenomenon.one cant do anything to reduce it.
now when i feel hot i say "kalyug hai" while some months i used to say "jaise karni waise bharni"...

before this summer began all NEWSPAPERS started speaking about how much water one must consume.it said one must drink many glass of water to remain fresh and to avoid dehydration.
now yesterday i read an article in same NEWSPAPER stating that drinking lots of water dissolves some essential nutrients of the body hence making body weak.
well here NEWSPAPER spoke about making a body feel fresh and weak at the same time by same element (water)

and there are many......

i now blame NEWSPAPER for my state of mind .......................
tat is ....
CONFUSED...

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahah bhai..read one newspapr..maybe that will he.lp in reducing confusion...for me newspaper is just waste paper for making aeroplanes...i still dnt read it regularly

Nirmal said...

ha ha ......send me ways of making planes...i forgot tat....lolss

morinn said...

Aargh newspapers are always like that, their articles often contradict each other and you end up being really confused. I once read that tea is not good for the health and some other day I read that the consumption of tea can reduce the risk of stroke. Crazy!

Preeti said...

I had entered a comment here earlier but it isnt thr now :(

anywayz, yea newspapers n all those 'info' givin magazines come up with silly stuff juz for thre sake of givin out info...like one time, they said chocolates r good, n then againnot...but either ways i luv chocolates n dont plan to give it up anytime ;)

Gunjan Aylawadi said...

which 1 do u read dude?
punjab kesri??

Nirmal said...

@morinn...
very true..

@preeti...
he he i have jinxed it...every time a beautiful gal writes anything it vanishes..
bout chocolate...proud of u..lols..

@gunj...
times of india at home...

hindustan times in train..

punjab kesari..not here can u plz courier it to me..lols..

Preeti said...

*blushing* hehehe!

Nirmal said...

kya baat....marjawa....lolss..

Sahefa said...

I tried to make reading newspaperz a regular habbit. but failed:P

Nirmal said...

make it a habit gal.....coz laughing is good 4 health..

Cinderella said...

Ha ha...loved this...!!!

And i am so out of readin newspapers. Ironic, coz I was fiercely habituated with at one time in my life.

My fave section used to be (and still is when i get hold of one) is the cartoon section...lol !!!

and oh, this is off the topic...the profile pic is cute...

Nirmal said...

@thanks cinderalla

broca's area said...

u reat times?..hope not...

Rià said...
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Rià said...

he he very cute post nirmal!!completely agree wth wht u hav said!!i think these editors r confused...wht say!? I do whtever i feel like coz there is no point in listening to wht the newspaper say coz all they do is confuse u!!

Keshi said...

LOL Nirmal!

Keshi.

Mez said...

That's a gud habit if one can live up to it. Atleast papers come under the realm of more responsible journalism than some of the crap news channels.Tlak abt star news, india tv etc etc.

Mysterious Mia said...

well i start my day with bbay times...or mumbai mirror hmmmmmm

Nirmal said...

@ria...
thanks yaar for givinh ur views

@keshi..
i know its funny

@mez..
very true..he he aaj tak..

@anvita..
so u read no quality newspaper.hehe

AG said...

heyaaa

well the first thing i need in the morning is the newspaper
thats the first thing i see everyday
lolzz

ooh yes
contradictory articles read tons of them lolzz

cheers

Macadamia The Nut said...

Sometimes newspapers feel like ad-papers with a few 'information criticals' spread out here and there in order to quell resentment.

Nirmal said...

@aditi..
ya even i m addicted to them.....lolss

@macadamia..

lols..very true..

Nirmal said...

@brocaserea...
yup man.....i been reading it since i remember..

Occasional Brilliance said...

i checked todays paper after reading this post... 10 pages dedicated to ads... there goes responsible journalism...

Nirmal said...

@bubbles..

cant help gal...i guess no quality news around...lols