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79 comments:
lolz!!! nice one.
well said fella...... LOl !!
@bubbles..
u liked it???lolss
@sachin..
thanks buddy..
y?
dnt u plan to buy her any?
or do u think she wont b ale to buy em fo herself??
@gunj..
oh gals buy 4 thenmselves then its good....
and i dont wish to gift my diamond with another diamond....
look i can make excuses too....i will be a perfect husband..lolss
Lol!!!!!
I am pretty sure that she'll make you turn around on your statement!!
**look i can make excuses too....i will be a perfect husband..lolss!!**
Lol! this was too much...
Diamonds signify loveeee sweetie...if u love her, get her the diamonds! screw the money! :P
@swati..
i just hope that wont happen..lolsss..
ha ha too much hogaya kya..lolss
@preeti..
hmm words of a woman ...huh...
and only diamonds signifies love???
lol...Don't trust those advertisements when they tell you that Nirmal! They just want you to believe that to splurge your money to buy them. Your woman is smarter than that! hehehe! Make sure u wear some nice superman underwear the first night you try to pull some stunt on her. That would make u her very best friend! And i am sure she will get some diamonds after that..
lollsss!:D
heh heh heh
on yes! Shower before that!!
Juz teasing ya buddy..hahahaha!
Cheerios!
@amy...
thanks 4 ur views gal....
and thankfull 2 god that gals like u still exsist....lol..
stunts first nite..lols..r u sure she like her hurband jumping from one bed to furnitures first nite itself...lolss..
if u remember that post was related to hostels and not home.....lolss...
so i take shower twice a day now..eventhough i dont njoy that..hehehehe
Hey..come on i was juz teasing about the shower thingy.. i know i know Nirmal is a clean hugo Boss smelling boy!;D
***stunts first nite..lols..r u sure she like her hurband jumping from one bed to furnitures first nite itself...lolss..
ok. I Hope you did not think i mean that literally. You know stunts..That kinda stunts. Are you sure you want me to spell it out here with great detail buddy? I mean erm..Wait! what do couples do on their first night?! lol..
Thats the kinda stunts i meant Nirmal! Not literally superman.. erm..yupz..
hahahaha!
Let me know if i am going too far Nirmal. :)
Thank u...:)
lol **and i dont wish to gift my diamond with another diamond....
smart enuf but no gurl wud buy tat :p
@AMY..
ha ha happy to know that u dint take smelly thing seriuosly...lolsss.
ok now i got it wat u meant to say ..i was confused coz u had asked me to WEAR superman underpants on my first nite...??lolsss..tats y the stunt thing lolss
wat do couples do in the first nite??
probably the things they will do in rest of their nites...lolsss..
***Let me know if i am going too far Nirmal. :)***
no i guess u wont go tat far as now i have convinced u tat i take bath regularly...lolsss
@elusive...
u wont buy diamonds?????..
r u single..lolsss
Nope not in the truest sense..Bt yea, it deifnitely is somethin special...Funny part is i hardly wear jewellery so if my guy dioes get me diamonds, there really isnt much use for it..But yet i wouldnt mind him buying it for me ;)
@preeti..
ha ha this was funny.......u wont wear it yet u want it....lolssss
agian words of a woman,..lol
lol..then u wnt have a wwife for long my frned..:-)
Hahahah!!!
Abhi se decide kar liya?
She might buy some for herself!
Buy your girl a diamond!! every gal needs at least one!!! But from her hubby it would be really great!! LOL!!
Are Diamonds really a girls best friend? or it is gold and pearls!! HMMMMM?
Nirmal dun be a typical man..STINGY. lol get ur wife diamonds or else dun get married.
Keshi.
@samby..
yaar i dont understand..then i shud be happy or sad...hehehe
@nehya..
anything tat trobles hubby dears pockets are girls best frienfd...lol
@solitaire...
nek decision mein deri nahi honi chaiye...lolsss
tats better..if she buys 4 herself..
@keshi..
he he eh
dun get married..??are diamonds tat important...lol
no u MAN! I meant u as diamonds LOL! Be a diamond-hearted guy. ;-)
*pretends she really meant that the first time ard*
Keshi.
@keshi..
diamond hearted...and tat too in a world full of diamond loving gals...lolsss
HEADLINES:
a young gentleman was found dead in his apartment this morning.
doctors say he was found dead in his bed and his DIAMOND heart was missing. neighbours had heard gals laughing in the previous nite.....lol
**u want this to happen***
mebbe that bunch of girls were cardiologists looking for organ donors. LOL!
no one else will steal ur heart but ur wife...and thats ok ;-)
btw duncha ever change ur Music? Change it to 'Girls Are Evil' by Keshi J.
Keshi.
@keshi...
both ways i m dead u c....lol
ya i will do it...it just went out of my mind..
**girls r evil***
tats so sexy ...lol
**tats so sexy
I thought u'd say the same and now ur saying thats SEXY? lol I give up on men.
Keshi.
@keshi...
i always had a thing 4 evils, wiches...i feel they r sexy...lol
ok so u like sex with dead bodies? ewwwwwww u must be Marilyn Manson's relative?
Keshi.
hahahhaha!
me second in line brother....
ur arse is gonna b kicked bigtime!
left right and centre! with the constant nagging of how "padosi's" wife mrs. sharma has a huge collection of "DIAMOONDS"!
@keshi...
lol
witches and evils are dead body...plz visit solitaires new post so tat u get ur ideas clear...lolss..
marilyn mansons music resembles evil....hence gud while having sex...hehee..
but not those dick heads..
@casperbaba..
but wat if mr sharma is a big fan of my post bro...lolsss
well in that case... both ur wives wud nag to both of ya bout mrs. kakkad.... nd trust me bro there's always a "mrs. kakkad"!!! lolz!
LOLssss.. abhi se panga ha?
oh don't do that to her... in fact, you'll be the one on advantage side after giving her the best friends... you'll never get to hear any complaints from that side :D
@casperbaba..
i know bro.....its all coz of some mr kakkad all male species suffer...lol
@deepti..
he he .....kabhi na kabhi toh hona hi ta...lol
@radhika..
no gals r never satisfied....if i get her one friend then she will ask 4 more....
r u sure no complaints from tat side ever???lol
**marilyn mansons music resembles evil....hence gud while having sex
hmm imagine this kinda lyrics in the background while having sex...
"I wanna hack ya to death..oyeah oyeah"
??
Keshi.
@keshi...
tats scary...heck ya to death...
ok i prefer bryan adams...lol
haha told ya so!
Keshi.
he he he keshi.....
I guess mine would have do without them!!!..:-D
are lekin baat aage badhane ko ek friend to pehnana padega....uska to koi ilaj nahi hai na :)
good one tho!
my dad cudn't control laughing out loud on this one, and mommy says that he thinks just like u ;-)
he said - well spoken
she sai - hmph ! grrrr ! u men are all the same
@nirmal ~ lol I MEANT no girl wud buy that argument :p
Diamonds are yeah i mean good but then i prefer the imitation jewellery :D all the possible junk ya know :p
i'll tell yu wat yu shud do..go to colaba causeway or bandra linking rd and hunt for females there :p the gals shoppin thr wudnt be interested in diamonds I presume :p
come check out my Reward post Nirmal.
Keshi.
@nits..
he he join the club bro...
@ceedy...
he he he to avoid PEHNANA u must be a master n BAHANAs...lol...
just bolna " humara rishta koi patar ka tukde ke bal par nahi chalega"...lols
she will be impressed ...lol
@emaan....
he he sorry 4 starting a fight in ur home...lol
and do remember this ...after many years u will go thru the same...
@elusive,...
u dont like diamonds....
"r u single"...i guess i m asking this 2nd time...lol...
and i tell u everygal luvs to have tat ise of stone..lol
@keshi..
yup did tat....lol
tat was fun..
Is that bcoz u dont wnat to buy her.. or u r Bankrupt?
and dont worry there are girls who are not crazy of gold and diamond.
lol
BS
ah, but at least she'll know acquaintances! you DO give her at least SOME jewelry, right? ;)
@beena...
***girls who are not crazy of gold and diamond.**
hard to believe...lol
@noelia..
some jewelry.......alright..will do tat..lol
duplicate stuff is available in the market my dear.... first timer here.. gud blog you have.. hop down to my place wen you have time...
@chriz ...
i guess insted f bying duplicate stuff its better to tell her i wont buy u 1....
haha.. and fyte everyday with her.. glad to stay single and keep the pockets jingle...
ha ha its not i hate gals...but i do hate diamonds......lol
thats not exactly a correct statement :P
you should have said that your wife would be without best friends ;)
@lena..
gals always surprise me...
i thought friends make best friends...lol
ha haaaa :) ya know wat ya shud've said:
"if diamonds were a woman's best friends, I'll be her only best friend"
tat way,
1.ya dun get her the diamonds,
2.YOU are her diamond
:)
buhahahahahah
And why are we against diamonds now??
@rantra...
tat was a good idea...but by saying i wud have under her fingers all thruout my life...lol..
@carolinagal..
he he tats something in every men's genes.....
no comments..lol
@rantra...
tat was a good idea...but by saying i wud have under her fingers all thruout my life...lol..
@carolinagal..
he he tats something in every men's genes.....
no comments..lol
gosh thats mean ya....man women like it when a man thinks of a step ahead n surprises her.....n why wudnt u wanna make her happy....
:(
@anvita..
i thought i will surprise her by doing this....lol
lol why dontcha make it ur banner
"r u single?"
and then neeche u can write
"good for yu coz i am not"
lol
@elusive..
tats a gud idea....i will think bout u...lol
Aha ...never underestimate the power of a woman. she could make you change your mind!
Nice post though.
@ tairebabs...
lol i know tat..
and after a while, u'll be without wife.... ;)
@satish..
ha ha ven i fear the same,..
i think she will have one..
u?
after all u seem to be having qualities.. which makes u shine bright like a diamond..
@ishiqia..
thank u....hope she will understand that...if not..
r u single??..
lol
ok u being naughty..
but no chance.. i m already married...
hehehe
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