In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men:
Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system:
SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
In the rain (+8)
But return withBeer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
Named Rita (-4)
Rita is a dancer (-6)
Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)
HER BIRTHDAY
You forget her birthday (-500)
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)
A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans(-15)
ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5)
[Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)
COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned __expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+300)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-1000)
Now what chance do you have???
Note: this came to me as a forwarded mail..but its so true that i had to put it here..
24 comments:
hey nice one. but i think there r more scopes 2 score too
@spicy.... explain
Funny. But a little bit of an over exaggeration. I don't think women are as bad as all of that. At least not the women I know.
@gentle..guys dont do all the said things too..
**You stay by her side the entire party (0)
I so agree! :)
Keshi.
@ keshi....
after i get my gal i will quit going to parties..
no parties no trouble..
ahh but if u quit the parties, they mite jus find sum1 else 2 go 2 d party with. as 4 d things 2 score more, for one, u get xtraordinary big scores if ur gals dun sumthing new 2 herself ( like hair color\new earrings ) an u notice that without her pointin that out 2 u. second wud b if u treat her like a person n not sum 1 delicate 2 b taken care of. ill mention more wen i think of those
@spicy..
ya tat was good...do tell me more..
I love parties, especially the Dancing bit :) bt I dun want my BF to be by my side 24/7..lol!
Keshi.
@keshi....
thn i wud luv to have a gf like u...coz 4 u scoring will like this..
in party and not with u (1000)
**in party and not with u (1000)
lol aww Nirmal :)
I meant not all the time..I do want him to be with me too, but I dun want him to hang on to my skirt 24/7 *rolling eyes*
I want him to be independent and be free of me too...that way when we do go home after the party, we'll hv alot of exciting 'catching up' to do ooh lala ;-)
Keshi.
@keshi
its not ur guys mistake if his eyes hang aroud u....u shud take the blame...
guys hardly can take their eyes of u...lols...
dont give him too much of independence or later u will catch him with oo laal stuffs on other gals..lol..
Well this post was a bit out of my understanding (sorry) coz i am only 13. I don't know who wants who.
btw...do read my latest post:-D
gr8 read brother!!
umm dat was d purpose of d blog u see. hee hee
@sahefa..thanks 4 stoping by.....
u will understand all these non sense in cuming years..dont worry gal..lols..
@samby..
thanks 4 cuming bro..
@spicy..
ya ya..i gues u r right..lols
that was a good one mate, hehe
@ anvita..
atleast u said it was a real one...lols..
I agree with Keshi, space is very important in any relationship for me. He should have a life beyond me. And not be hanging on to me all the time. Let me do my own thing and do his own thing as well.
@gentle...
may god give u lots of space..lols..
I disagree with the beer point...
I will give +100 if he comes with the beer bottles..that is for me too :D hehehehe
hey r u single...lols........
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