Sunday, November 2, 2008

Inner stuffs

Behind every successful man you will find a woman.
cos
If woman is at front,then successful man will romance another woman at her back.


Everything is fair in war and love
cos
Only fools end up in both.


All wives, Gf's should curse the person who invented BALL.
If there would have been no Ball, half of the sports would have been vanished.



First God Created Man,
Then He created Woman,
Then He created Diamonds, Gold..
And then Man lost faith in Him.

44 comments:

Unknown said...

Hahaha.
Balls.

Anonymous said...

sachin tendulkar plays well with his balls

Cяystal said...

LOL @ Chriz..
And I love the first one :P

Keshi said...

LOL funny ones Nirmal!

U just wont get over Diamonds wud ya!

Keshi.

Prakhar said...

hahaha....too good pal!

**Everything is fair in war and love
cos
Only fools end up in both.**

Probably true!! :D

Cinderella said...

Lmao !!!

I loved the diamond one !!!
LOL !

SAURABH AGGARWAL said...

man u write great.. i liked every bit of it.. first and third r d best..

spicymist said...

First God Created Man,
Then He created Woman,
Then He created Diamonds, Gold..
And then Man lost faith in Him.

bwahahahaha. awesome

Anonymous said...

Nirmal! You are a mess! I laugh everytime I see that Diamonds have made it into your post! LOL!

BUT remember G-d Took rib to make woman.. so that we can walk beside yall not behind!! I think she would prefer to leave her left side out in the open so she can show that DIAMOND! that the man of her life has given her! hahahahah!

Nirmal said...

@alok..

hehehhe

Nirmal said...

@chriz..

bro he hits ball..

Nirmal said...

@crystal..

thanks gal.

Nirmal said...

@keshi..

u know i wont...hehehehe

Nirmal said...

@prahkar..

hehehehe....dont know....will have to wait till end up in one of them..

Nirmal said...

@cindy...

gals does love them..hehehhe

Nirmal said...

@sourabh..

thanks bro..

Nirmal said...

@spicy..

thanks gal..

Nirmal said...

@neh...

i find diamond int interesting only cos it has gal attached to it....

a guy can buy many other things for his gal than Diamonds...y does u gals forget that..

rantravereflect/ jane said...

LOL..
funny n sexy man..

loved the ball the most!

rotfl @ romancing another at her back ;)

Chakoli said...

LOL

this is ur inner stuff!!!

LOL

Nirmal said...

@rantra..

thanks gal..

Nirmal said...

@chakoli...

thanks gal..

kiran sawhney said...

funny

Nirmal said...

@kiran..

thanks..

Keshi said...

hey Nirmal :)

Keshi.

Nirmal said...

@keshi..

hey gal wats up..

man in painting said...

lol
interesting...
wishes..
take care
mip

Nirmal said...

@thanks man

Keshi said...

**hey gal wats up..

my break time is up Nirmal :) I'll be away for a lil while...I dunno if u read my latest post.

u tc, be good, keep smiling n I'll see ya when I get bak. HUGS!

Keshi.

Nirmal said...

#keshi..


tc gal and have a great time...

Cяystal said...

Hey bro..hows ya??..
and hows life?

drop down on my blog sometime..

Unknown said...

opps...what...!:)

Nirmal said...

#crystal..

yup gal..

Nirmal said...

@crazy heart..

wat was tat..

Rakesh Vanamali said...

Lol! Good lines here! Can I make a new version out of #1?

On a lighter note, here it goes;

Behind every successful man is a woman
Because the man is successful! ;)

Toon Indian said...

nice ones..dude :)

Ekta said...

hahah!
these are hilarious!
loved all of them!

Nirmal said...

@rakesh..

bro wat u told here is truth....

Nirmal said...

@rahul..

thanks bro..

Nirmal said...

@ekta..

thanks gal..

Mysterious Mia said...

wats with u n diamonds mate i seriously dont understand

Nirmal said...

@mia..

wats with u gals and diamonds..i too cany understand..lolss

MysLykeMeeh said...

Yah, after success: they romance the woman at his back!

Ball?

What? Eyeball!--or ball(bulls) eye?

Hahaha---

tc--

Manish said...

nice one, nirmal.LMAO.