Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Why..............

Why does babies smile after they had a cry?
Why does people laugh at others trouble?
Why does guys try to flirt with every gal around?
Why gals act as they dont care if any guy's looking at her?
Why a beer with friends is cool, but a beer with dad is great?
Why our mom miss us?
Why birds can fly when then have legs?
Why are some lectures so boring?
Why Obama and Mclain wants to be a President?
Why C Ronaldo loves football?
Why we have two ears but only one mouth?
Why gals love diamonds and guys sports?
Why we inhale oxygen and not nitrogen?
Why we lose hope so soon?
Why does aunties goosip when they know it does no good for society?
Why do we read novels when our life itself must be a best seller?
Why do people abuse?
Why do we buy a car when traveling can be done in a cab too?
Why is it always about sex?
Why does people suffer from cancer even when they had never smoked?
Why do we love someone who we haven't met for many many years?
Why we love our home coked food even when they are high in calories?
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42 comments:

Solitaire said...

You could make a ROCK ON-like song with these questions.

Better still, you could contribute these questions to my recent post on Short and Sweet!

Keshi said...

ooh lala someone's looking hotter everyday :) Nice new pic Nirmal!


There r many qns in life that come with no answers...


**Why do people abuse?

I so wanna know that too. Cos some ppl r still on my back even after I've stopped talking to them...they r still going on abt me in other ppl's blogs. Why cant ppl just be?

There..another qn. :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

**Why is it always about sex?

cos sex sells and arent we all sick of everything being SEXUALISED!

Its like humans just cant get over the fact that there's something called Sex in this life. we r dumb yes.


Keshi.

Cinderella said...

I agree with Solitaire, you could make another "Socha hai..." but I doubt if thats gonna be as big a hit as this was !

Meghna said...

umm...I gotta agree with Solitairre and Ciny di....nice one and vry analytic...

I read it and for a moment, I thgt u wer a 8th class student like me LOL!

Wonder what'd happen if our teachers asked us so many things LOL!

Nirmal said...

@sol..

hehehe very true,,,,,,would sent u email when i come acros such questions again..

Nirmal said...

@keshi..

really...ohh thanks...or was it have a diamond from me..hehehhe..

and yup i agree with u that we r dumb....

Nirmal said...

@ cindy...

hahaha as far as there are some people who write fantastic poems, i dont think any of my words will be a hit...

Nirmal said...

@meghna..

yup tats true even sometimes i feel i m in school...

i guess these questions r simpler than algebra or geometry in school...

rantravereflect/ jane said...

my dumb blondie answers:

Why birds can fly when then have legs?
(mebbe cos they dun liek tavelling in EXPENSIVE FUEL airplanes)

Why a beer with friends is cool, but a beer with dad is great?
(mebbe cos your dad is GREAT and your friends are COOL)

Why Obama and Mclain wants to be a President?
(Mebbe cos you n i dun wanna be the president of the us of a during a 800 billion dollar bailout -- sticky situation)

Why is it always about sex?
(if it isn't always about sex, why do you think ya're bringing up sex in this post at all?)

Why we inhale oxygen and not nitrogen?
(cos inhaling nitrogen means 'death')


:) loved teh lines..

n yeahhh, it'd make a great 'rock on' song :)

like the new look in the new photo!

Anonymous said...

Why does babies smile after they had a cry? The Innocence

Why does people laugh at others trouble? Stupidity

Why does guys try to flirt with every gal around? HAHA! Boys will be boys!

Why gals act as they dont care if any guy's looking at her? Playing hard to get or she really does not care.


Why our mom miss us? We are their babies.

Why birds can fly when then have legs?That is for G-d to answer! lol

Why are some lectures so boring? Damn I feel ya here!

Why Obama and Mclain wants to be a President? They don't know either!

Why we have two ears but only one mouth? The one Mouth gets us in trouble we dont need another one!

Why gals love diamonds and guys sports?
Why we inhale oxygen and not nitrogen?
Why we lose hope so soon? Tell me and we will both know!

Why does aunties gossip when they know it does no good for society? HMMMMMMM!

Why do we read novels when our life itself must be a best seller? hhaha WE need some amusement or sadness away from ourselves.

Why do people abuse? Stupidity, selfishness, ignorance,to get the hell beat out of them!

Why do we buy a car when traveling can be done in a cab too? I dunno!

Why is it always about sex? tell me about it!

Why does people suffer from cancer even when they had never smoked? I duno but I hate it!

Why do we love someone who we haven't met for many many years?Absence makes the heart grow fonder??

Why we love our home coked food even when they are high in calories? Soul Food! feeds the heart and family togetherness!

Keshi said...

omg its the 8th wonder cos someone changed his blog music! :) Nice.

Keshi.

Nirmal said...

@rantra...
i dunno about dumb, but i love blonds...

loved ur answers sweety...

thanks 4 the comment on fotuuuuuuu..

Nirmal said...

@ne..
nice answers gal...and i appretiate that u minded to answer those..

truth is i would never do that...

thanks gal..

Nirmal said...

@keshi..

look i made 8th wonder 4 u...still u need a DIAMOND?..hehehe

reason is i hardly spent time in my blog gal....and i can have some great music in the blog i visit frequently...its good that they change music..

Keshi said...

u dun hv to be in ur blog ALL the time to change music...do it for every new post? LOL!


Diamonds wud be my 7th wonder...meaning I expect it to be there by default, even if the Taj Mahal didnt lol!


Keshi.

spicymist said...

yo i love this song. we have to ears because we supposed to listen more than we talk i suppose. or maybe listen from one ear n leddit go from the other. cheers

Nirmal said...

@keshi..

u know i m lazy..will try to do...diamonds ue 7th wonder....gosh i will have a heartattack when i listen to ur remainig 6.

Nirmal said...

@spicy..
i guess the latter wud be fine..how ya been?

Sweetstickychewy said...

Why does babies smile after they had a cry?

Cause they are finally heard and satisfied.

Why does people laugh at others trouble?

Cause they feel better about themselves poking fun at others.

Why does guys try to flirt with every gal around?

Cause every girl has what every man desires.

Why gals act as they dont care if any guy's looking at her?

Cause they don't want to appear desperate and cheap.

Why a beer with friends is cool, but a beer with dad is great?

Cause that means he is a cool dad!

Why our mom miss us?

Cause she expects things of us.

Why birds can fly when then have legs?

Cause they are blessed an extra way

Why are some lectures so boring?

Cause you mindset choose to make it boring.

Why Obama and Mclain wants to be a President?

Cause they have the potential.

Why C Ronaldo loves football?

Cause he is brazilian and wants to be famous.lol!

Why we have two ears but only one mouth?

its a sign to speak lesser and listen more.

Why gals love diamonds and guys sports?

Cause guys wants to be set free whereas woman wants to be showered with attention, love and gifts.

Why we inhale oxygen and not nitrogen?

Cause we are meant to inhale oxygen..:/

Why we lose hope so soon?

Cause we are humans.

Why does aunties goosip when they know it does no good for society?

They have nothing else better to do and the soap opera isn't playing to keep them from gossiping about the things around them.

Why do we read novels when our life itself must be a best seller?

To seek inspiration, familiarity and escapsim at certain junctions.

Why do people abuse?

Cause they have been abused.

Why do we buy a car when traveling can be done in a cab too?

Cause we would rather have control of situations ourselves.

Why is it always about sex?

Cause its one of the spice that adds to a certain entertainment and experiement of pleasures..

Why does people suffer from cancer even when they had never smoked?

Cause there is more to cancer than just nicotine and unhealthiness.

Why do we love someone who we haven't met for many many years?

Cause we like to live in the past and too afraid to face the future that is unpredictable.

Why we love our home coked food even when they are high in calories?

Cause its cooked with love and much more healthier that gives us a certain unspoken security than those cooked by strangers.

I enjoyed your questions!:D Thanks.

Macadamia The Nut said...

Don’t kick me for this Nirmal… I couldn’t resist answering your rrhetorics… :D even thought jobless is the last thing I am
:D
:D
:D

Because they’re bored.
Because they’re normal.
Because they’re bored.
Because they’re normal.
Because it’s considered cool.
Because she loves you.
Because they have wings :D
Because the other are more boring
Because they are crazy
Because he can kick start his career each time
To balance the page of our face
Says who?
Because we don’t experiment enough
Says who?
National timepass
To check out the competition
National timepass
Why do you build loos when there are public toilets? Same reason.
Its more fun than nuclear warfare
One of the ironies of life
You’re crazy?
Sigh! Why?


Muhahahahahahaaa!

Unknown said...

To ask a question one must observe, and in observation lie the answers too.

So yes, you have been observing enough to ask questions, now if you want, you may be observing enough to answer them.

P.S. Smart Pic! Seems like the US is having its effects on you ;D

P.P.S. It's always about sex.

Nirmal said...

@amy...

thanks 4 answering all questions...because i never thought anyone wud....
and loved all ur answers..

tc sweets..

Nirmal said...

@maca..

u wud ave been kicked if it was a C Ronaldo's blog...hehehe..

thanks 4 answering all questions...and it was fun readig though..
toilet thing was funny...

and wat happend to ur job..

dont tell me that UNCLE turned to be ur boss...hehehehe

Nirmal said...

@alok..

hahaha thanks bro.....

Sweetstickychewy said...

*smiles* @ Nirmal.

Thanks Buddy.;)

Keshi said...

6th wonder diamond-affordable man. lol!

Keshi.

SAURABH AGGARWAL said...

that was one of best blog i had read in past week.. and really it must had taken some thinkign to answer them all.. great answers sweetstickychewy..

Anonymous said...

why do ppl alwz ask questions that they knw cant b answered

why do v excpet dem 2 b answered even toh v noe dey cant b

why cant y jus accept dat sometimes v r too ignorant too

why cant v accept dat its okay not to know evrythn

Nirmal said...

@keshi...

ohh every gal can live with the rest of the wonders..its ok sweets if u ignore last three....hehehe..

Nirmal said...

@saurabh..

thanks bro..

Nirmal said...

@enchanted..

more WHY...god help us..

Keshi said...

**every gal

but Im not EVERY gal!

Keshi.

Jagjit said...

Why does babies smile after they had a cry?
They don't smile. They just pretend.

Why does people laugh at others trouble?
Because 'others trouble' cant laugh at them

Why does guys try to flirt with every gal around?
Because it's actually a game god created. The more you flirt, more points you accumulate. Those points you can redeem at the counter of God when you die. (you - as in general)

Why gals act as they dont care if any guy's looking at her?
They are afraid of boys.

Why a beer with friends is cool, but a beer with dad is great?
Because dads can't bear coolness.

Why our mom miss us?
Because her mom missed her too.

Why birds can fly when then have legs?
Because their legs are short.

Why are some lectures so boring?
Because they are about History and Mathematics.

Why Obama and Mclain wants to be a President?
Because they want to see White House from inside.

Why C Ronaldo loves football?
He was a football in his previous life.

Why we have two ears but only one mouth?
Because mouth loves solitude.

Why gals love diamonds and guys sports?
Because somethings are without a reason.

Why we inhale oxygen and not nitrogen?
We inhale nitrogen too. It's just not accepted inside.

Why we lose hope so soon?
Because Kal kare so aj kar, aj kare so ab

Why does aunties goosip when they know it does no good for society?
They don't know that much.

Why do we read novels when our life itself must be a best seller?
So we can feel good about ourselves.

Why do people abuse?
To look normal.

Why do we buy a car when traveling can be done in a cab too?
Cab doesn't stop wherever you want to pee on road.

Why is it always about sex?
What is sex?

Why does people suffer from cancer even when they had never smoked?
Probably they have blood cancer.

Why do we love someone who we haven't met for many many years?
Distance intensifies love.

Why we love our home coked food even when they are high in calories?
They are cheap.

LOL, i dont belive i know everything. everythinggg!!

Nirmal said...

@keshi...

but i c u in EVERYgal around...

Nirmal said...

@jagjit..

bro tat was awsome...good job..

sanket kambli said...

Why does babies smile after they had a cry?its their wish!

Why does people laugh at others trouble?cause they want to

Why does guys try to flirt with every gal around?coz they dont wanna flirt with guys

Why gals act as they dont care if any guy's looking at her?coz they are looking only for the perfect guy

Why a beer with friends is cool, but a beer with dad is great?coz with dad either u drink home or ur dad pays

Why our mom miss us?coz we are her kids

Why birds can fly when then have legs?coz their bodies are better designed to fly
Why are some lectures so boring?
coz u dont give a shit bout them
Why Obama and Mclain wants to be a President?coz they want power!
Why C Ronaldo loves football?
football is a very very very good game
Why we have two ears but only one mouth?so dont we can listen more and eat less
Why gals love diamonds and guys sports?coz diamonds make gals look beautiful and guys love adrenaline rush of sports
Why we inhale oxygen and not nitrogen?coz oxygen is easily available on planet earth
Why we lose hope so soon?
coz we have no faith in ourselves
Why does aunties goosip when they know it does no good for society?
its their past-time activity
Why do we read novels when our life itself must be a best seller?
coz it is interesting to read bout others lives and dream on!! dream on!!
Why do people abuse? coz ppl are used to it
Why do we buy a car when traveling can be done in a cab too?coz sometimes u may need a car when ur wife is pregnant and at midnight she is bout to conceive
Why is it always about sex?
coz its natural!
Why does people suffer from cancer even when they had never smoked?
coz smoking is not the only reason for cancer
Why do we love someone who we haven't met for many many years?coz love cannot be defined
Why we love our home coked food even when they are high in calories?coz its free

there...all question ...answered...any more...feel free to ask..
and dont feel offended..

Nirmal said...

@baba..

thanks bro....will surely look up 2 u in future...

Keshi said...

aww am I that ORDINARY? haha!

Keshi.

Nirmal said...

@keshi..

yup even u love ordinary stuffs...

d..i..a..m..o..n..d..s

spicymist said...

were u really expecting answers when you wrote the tag?

Nirmal said...

@spicy..na na