Tuesday, June 17, 2008

the COMPLETE story

MARRIAGES are made in HEAVEN
KIDS are made in BEDROOMS
FIGHTS are made in MINDS
DIVORCES are made in COURTS
This is the complete story.
People tells you only the MARRIAGE part

60 comments:

g-man said...

so that means you only get married after you die? :P

now i get the point of porn and soap operas!

Unknown said...

Bleh.


Marriages can be made in Courts too.

Kids : well, nothing beats the bedroom. }:^P

Fights are definitely made in the mind.

And Well, sometimes Divorces are made in heaven too!

RiĆ  said...

okie seems like u already hav too much of knowledge...or rather more than reqd!! :P i dont believe in the last statement...no court can separate a couple, its all in the mind!

ishqia said...

ok thats just one..

all stories do not end up that way

Nirmal said...

@gman..

after u die..

then u wont njoy latter 3 things...hehehe

Nirmal said...

@alok..

yup tats true too...hehehe

Nirmal said...

@ria..

no gal..i dony have any knowledge...

take it as humor...no serious thinking here...hehehe

Solitaire said...

Maybe because those people have not yet gotten to the fights, kids, and divorce bit!

Solitaire said...

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You have been tagged.

Check WARM FUZZIES out!

ceedy said...

Well have been reading your posts and many are around marriage...and you are 22....dude...you need to have fun first...and why do you want people to tell you things???

Nirmal said...

@ishiqia...

not all??? i dont want any story to end in that way...

only till kids its fun..hehehe..

g-man said...

yea, you're right there...no frigging way i'm goin to heaven :)

Nirmal said...

@sol...

ok i can believe u tat divorce is not comman..

but fights and kids...hmmm bit hard...

Nirmal said...

@ceedy...

hehehe..its coz in this age i can make fun of marriage and after certain age marriage will make fun of me!!!!!!....

so now i m having fun..

Nirmal said...

@gman..

welcome to reality...

hehehe

Nits said...

I accept all the statements except one..

KIDS are made in BEDROOMS

Not always!!! :-D

blog updated! :-)

Gunjan Aylawadi said...

i always knw, ppl tells us wrong!!:P

Nirmal said...

@nits..

ok..noted that...hehehe

Nirmal said...

@gunj..

yup tats so bad...

heheeh

Desert Rose said...

This kid seems to be growing up ;)

Heyyy dont you think babies can be made in other places too???

Keshi said...

The COMPLETE story is so INCOMPLETE isnt it. :)


**KIDS are made in BEDROOMS

who said that? Kids can be MADE in kicthens, cars and the beaches too. LOL!


ok whoever who told u this story is prolly throwing a Divorce party next week. *rolling eyes*

Everyone's story is different Nirmal. It can be like this too:


MARRIAGES are made in HEAVEN
KIDS are made in BEDROOMS/KITCHENS
FIGHTS are made in MINDS
RECONCILIATIONS are also made in MINDS


Happy endings follow :)

Keshi.

gypsy said...

marriages are made in hell...(thats why they have been failing)
Kids...hmmm...bedrooms is one gud choice...
Agreed on Fights...

And divorces...well u neednt go to the courts always...all u gotta say is 'talaq' 'talaq' 'talaq'

Anonymous said...

HAHA!! THATS COMPLETE?
you r a hoot!!!!
Ne

Nirmal said...

@desert...

kid???..

i only written the conventional stuff....lol..

Nirmal said...

@keshi..

yup very true gal...

babies in kitchen great too..can u imagine gal and food at same place.....
hehehe,,

even i love happy endings....

Nirmal said...

@d sinner...

but not always all marriage fail gal..

i have better option here than kids in bedrooms..just read comments of people here..hehehe

heheh yup tats tatkal divorce..

lol

Nirmal said...

@cider..

y do u think so gal...

Keshi said...

gal n food? so u mean u'll make love to the food instead of the girl? LOL Nirz!

Keshi.

Nirmal said...

@keshi..

no gal..no need of that...

i m good at THREESOME..lol

Keshi said...

haha!

So it'll be a SandWITCH made of 3 things (threesome).

2 slices of bread and u in between?


I deliberately left the girl out of the equation. LOL!

Keshi.

Nirmal said...

@keshi..

no no gal....

i want a gal in my bread..

lol

Keshi said...

if u want a girl in ur bread, where will u be? LOL!

Keshi.

Nirmal said...

@keshi..

i can be anywhere,everywhere,nowhere....

hehehe..lots of option..

Keshi said...

if u want her in ur bread, mebbe u can be on the slice of tomato? LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ok enough of me teasing Nirmal. :) bye catchyalater!

Keshi.

Nirmal said...

@keshi..

yup tat can be done too...i will be my gals boy..u c..

lol..

tc bye

Cяystal said...

Shaadi se tera purana connection.
As g-man said..

tu shaadi marne ke baad hi karega.:p

A good story for some porn flick :P

Cinderella said...

LOL @ Alok's comment ! SPOt on !!!

K.C. said...

The best line of all in that was that Fights are made in the minds.

They can also be resolved there as well before they come out of our mouths... If more people could remember that...

That's the tough part...Kayce

Unknown said...

Story does change with individuals... ;-)

Nirmal said...

@aayushi...

nana...i will marry b4 i die...

porn flick??,..u want 2 c me in tat?????

Nirmal said...

@cindy..

hehehee..

Nirmal said...

@cindy..

hehehee..

Nirmal said...

@kc..

veryu true...

Nirmal said...

@enigma..

i agree..

Xorkes said...

Thats the biggest complete story i've ever read.. U wrote it ;-)

Hemanth Potluri said...

lol gud one...

Keshi said...

so :)

Keshi.

Mysterious Mia said...

how r u,hope alls well had been busy so made sure i catch up on all the reading today...

as CD said....enjoy yruself yaar...

Nirmal said...

@hemanth..

thanks bro..

Nirmal said...

@keshi..

so i will be anywhere my gal want me to.....above , below, etc etc..

heheheh

Nirmal said...

@anvita..

yup i will gal.....alls well here..tac care..

Chakoli said...

hmmmm

wrong stry;-))

u strted from marriage..
i wonder does marriage comes first or kids come first;-))

adam and eve were not married when they came...;-)

Nirmal said...

@chakoli..

hehehe...

this is just the story line...u can put the climax scene first too...tats a directors vision..

lol

Keshi said...

eww lol!

Keshi.

Nirmal said...

@xorkes..

yup i did it..

Nirmal said...

@keshi..

heheehe

Chakoli said...

Ahhhh yup..
I ll put climax first and then start with stry in flashback...:-))

Nirmal said...

@chakoli..

hehehe..diff people diff style u know..

Macadamia The Nut said...

TOTALLY agree!!!